I Heart Online Dating » confusion http://iheartonlinedating.com Online Dating Reviews, Online Dating Clues and Tips, Online Dating Blogging, and the Online Dating Life! Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:49:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Don’t Let Women Know You’re Dating http://iheartonlinedating.com/eharmony/dont-let-women-know-youre-dating/ http://iheartonlinedating.com/eharmony/dont-let-women-know-youre-dating/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:25:46 +0000 Seattle Jack adviceconfusioneharmonyetiquetteflowers http://iheartonlinedating.com/eharmony/dont-let-women-know-youre-dating/ See the title. Today at work, I asked my secretary about my flower dilemma. Bad idea. I’ve now managed to have every woman in the office give me advice on what to do. They mean well. But it makes things more confusing.

“Jack, you HAVE to get her flowers. Roses are so romantic.”

“Don’t get her flowers Jack, that’s a terrible idea. You’ll be coming on too strong.”

“Give her a single tulip. Women love that.”

“If a man doesn’t get me a bouquet, I dump him instantly!”

Great. That clears things up. My date’s probably tomorrow. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get flowers the day of. Because right now, I have absolutely no idea what to do.

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]]> http://iheartonlinedating.com/eharmony/dont-let-women-know-youre-dating/feed/ 1 Iming With My New Couple http://iheartonlinedating.com/adultfriendfinder/iming-with-my-new-couple/ http://iheartonlinedating.com/adultfriendfinder/iming-with-my-new-couple/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:00:21 +0000 Cindy Does Hollywood adultfriendfinderconfusioncouplesiming http://iheartonlinedating.com/adultfriendfinder/iming-with-my-new-couple/ Hi all- as you know I messaged a new couple after the whole Sam affair. I think they liked what they saw, because they’ve continued writing me back. The only problem is that sometimes it’s a little bit confusing. Like on IM….see, they always write as one person (they use one screenname). That makes talking dirty a little difficult (Mature Content After the Link- it is AdultFriendFinder, after all).

CindyDoesHwood79: i’m in my bedroom

couplingsfun: o really?

CindyDoesHwood79: getting ready4 bed.

couplingsfun: what r u wearing?

CindyDoesHwood79: not much  :)

couplingsfun: u wanna cyber?

CindyDoesHwood79: glad you asked. im touching your breast.

couplingsfun: Oh. this is alan. margo went to the kitchen.

CindyDoesHwood79: sorry. then i’m kissing your neck.

couplingsfun: me too.

CindyDoesHwood79: touching your stomach with my tongue.

couplingsfun: mmm yeah.

CindyDoesHwood79: and now i’m unzipping your pants

CindyDoesHwood79: and pulling out your big

CindyDoesHwood79: throbbing

couplingsfun: Cindy?

CindyDoesHwood79: what?

couplingsfun: this is margo. alan went to cut his toenails.

CindyDoesHwood79: fine. your breast. your big throbbing breast.

This is why I prefer to do these things in person.

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