Introductions: I Have Come For Your Men
I know I’m supposed to be doing my little introduction, but first can I just tell you something? I am sitting at this coffee shop (ok, “tea lounge“) and there’s a guy sitting next to me. He’s a surfer boy- long blonde hair, great shoulders, you know, the usual torture.
But every once in a while, I see him reach up and pick his ear. Is that ok? Why is nose-picking so bad, but all the straight boys think that they can dig in their ear without anybody noticing? So my name is Ben. If you want to know a little about me, then I’ll tell you. I’m single (duh!), dating, and nested in beautiful San Francisco (the city that never sleeps…wait, maybe I mixed those up). Anyway, I’m a gay black man, which is an endangered species similar to the bald eagle- rare, but when you see one, you’re just so damn proud!
I can find a boy on my own, but for now I’m trying online dating, usually with Singlesnet. But that’s the beautiful thing about me- I can diverse-ify- you might see me on Match, True, or anywhere where they’ll take a brother looking for an equally skinny-sexy-funny-etc type of guy.
Alright- that’s just to say hi. Later I’m going shopping (I know, it’s lame, but I’m poor). Tonight I’ll be hitting up a few sites to see if I can get started. Oh- and btw- the guy at the tea lounge just picked his ear and then LOOKED AT IT. If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom barfing the chinese takeout I had for lunch.
Tags: ear picking is a sin, gay, introductions, match, singlesnet, tea lounge, true
