If There Were A King of Awkward, I’d Be Stumbling to the Throne
Fantastic. Or terrible. Because of my promise to get my teenage crush a fake ID, I found myself calling an ex yesterday. He’s a sketchy guy- that’s why we broke up. And now I need him to help me.
I called him last night and heard somebody pick up.
“Hey, Craig, is it you?”
“Ben? Ben?”
I couldn’t hear him well.
“Where are you?”
“Where am I? Who wants to know?”
“Me.”
“Oh, OK. I’m at the tracks.”
The tracks- I can’t believe I know somebody who plays the ponies. Are there even horses here? Maybe it’s dog racing, or hamsters, or something. Unfortunately, I had to interrupt his little race to ask him to do something even seedier.
Tags: dogs, horses, id, ponies, races, singlesnet, teenarger
March 27th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
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