Don’t Let Women Know You’re Dating
See the title. Today at work, I asked my secretary about my flower dilemma. Bad idea. I’ve now managed to have every woman in the office give me advice on what to do. They mean well. But it makes things more confusing.
“Jack, you HAVE to get her flowers. Roses are so romantic.”
“Don’t get her flowers Jack, that’s a terrible idea. You’ll be coming on too strong.”
“Give her a single tulip. Women love that.”
“If a man doesn’t get me a bouquet, I dump him instantly!”
Great. That clears things up. My date’s probably tomorrow. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get flowers the day of. Because right now, I have absolutely no idea what to do.







March 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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