How Do You Introduce Yourself- As A Swinger?
My suburban love affair is going…scandalously. That means that things are good. But I’ve encountered one little problem during my love romps in the OC. Every time I leave my new lover’s house, I seem to run into the neighbor. She’s 80.
“Oh hello,” she says, watering her plants.
“Hi,” I say, trying to duck into my car.
“And who are you?”
“A friend of ***’s”
“Really? I haven’t met you before. But I see you a lot.”
“I also do some cleaning.”
“Oh that’s nice.”
She hasn’t caught on yet. But I don’t know any cleaning lady that dresses the way I do.
